Made it to Portland! Here are some Voodoo Donuts in our hotel room. They are practicing the corporal wizardry known as monumental weight gain on my body right now. I was very excited the first time I came here in 2010, but now I mainly recognize that we are talking about Oreos covered in drizzles shellacked onto life buoys of yeast dough. Still pretty tasty with some Stumptown Coffee. Cafe Yumm or grilled cheese food truck for lunch! Onwards and fatwards!